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\"Cocoon\" is a song performed by German duo Milky Chance. It was released as a digital download on 11 November 2016 through Lichtdicht as the lead single from their second studio album Blossom. The song was written by Milky Chance and produced by Milky Chance and Tobias Kuhn.
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