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\"Free\" is a song by Scottish DJ Calvin Harris and English singer Ellie Goulding, from Harris' first compilation album, 96 Months (2024). \"Free\" marks the fourth collaboration between Harris and Goulding, and the duo's first collaboration since 2023's trance song \"Miracle\", which saw massive critical and commercial success. \"Free\" was released as the lead single from 96 Months on 26 July 2024 under Sony Music UK to widespread critical acclaim from music critics who praised the duo's longtime creative partnership.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Yunqi Zhuhong","displaytitle":"Yunqi Zhuhong","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5977726","titles":{"canonical":"Yunqi_Zhuhong","normalized":"Yunqi Zhuhong","display":"Yunqi Zhuhong"},"pageid":13626128,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/64/%E8%93%AE%E6%B1%A0%E8%A2%BE%E5%AE%8F.jpg/330px-%E8%93%AE%E6%B1%A0%E8%A2%BE%E5%AE%8F.jpg","width":320,"height":486},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/%E8%93%AE%E6%B1%A0%E8%A2%BE%E5%AE%8F.jpg","width":720,"height":1093},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1291400493","tid":"213952c3-35db-11f0-9fa3-81a8637dc36c","timestamp":"2025-05-21T00:32:52Z","description":"Chinese Buddhist Monk","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yunqi_Zhuhong","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yunqi_Zhuhong?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yunqi_Zhuhong?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Yunqi_Zhuhong"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yunqi_Zhuhong","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Yunqi_Zhuhong","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yunqi_Zhuhong?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Yunqi_Zhuhong"}},"extract":"Yunqi Zhuhong, also named Zhuhong, was a Chinese Buddhist monk during the late Ming Dynasty. His name Yunqi derives from his monastic residence on Mount Yunqi (雲棲山) hence \"Zhuhong of Yunqi [Mountain]\". In Chinese Buddhism, Yunqi Zhuhong is best remembered as the Eighth Patriarch of the Pure Land tradition, and is known for his analysis of the Pure Land thought, and reconciling \"mind-only\" interpretations with more literal \"Western Pure Land\" interpretations. Along with his lay follower, Yuan Hongdao, Zhuhong wrote extensively on the Pure Land and defended its tradition against other Buddhist critics, while analyzing the Pure Land of Amitabha Buddha within the larger Buddhist context. Zhuhong was also an avid editor of Buddhist liturgical texts, and he recodified the manuals of various rituals such as the Yujia Yankou rite and the Shuilu Fahui ceremony, which remain widely performed in contemporary Chinese Buddhism. Despite being regarded as a Patriarch of the Pure Land tradition, Zhuhong's contributions also extend to the other Buddhist traditions besides Pure Land, such as Chan and